It’s a mirrorball.

It’s on the market for just under $450,000.

Plus, it comes with a standalone artist studio.

And gorgeous rooftop views.

Plus, wood-burning fireplaces, massive windows, and cool concrete floors galore.

Concrete floors and blue cabinetry have never looked so chic.

It’s all about playful pops of pink.

It feels like a breath of fresh air.

They have the same floor plans, but different aesthetics.

Peep the spiral staircase.

Peek inside the “Funky Cactus House.”

I'm in love with this wallpaper.

It's so serene.

It makes a strong case for painting your fridge (and your shower door!).

Its design shares the color and coolness of Cubbyhole, one of New York City's only lesbian bars.

It's unrecognizable.

The perfect house doesn't exi— oh, wait.

Check out the primary bedroom.

Wait until you see the skylit attic.

You'd never guess it was built this year.

From a floating home in Portland to an antique schoolhouse in Connecticut.

Plus, a root cellar, barn, and eight glorious acres.

No helicopter property owners here.

It makes a strong case for wallpapering your bathroom ceiling.

While everyone else was house hunting, she was window shopping.

The built-in window seat is perfect for curling up with a good book.

Hello, soaring ceilings and cozy nooks.

If you unpack one room, make it this one.

Curl up by the fireplace or take a dip in the soaking tub.

It has the sky blue kitchen of my dreams.

Massive designer wardrobe not included.

Calling all painted arch lovers.

Just look at that breakfast nook.

It's right on the Columbia River in Portland, Oregon.